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Bob Elgar :

What could be said about Bob Elgar? Quite a bit actually.

Bob grew up in Saddlebrook NJ. He is the only child of an opera singing mother. He's married and has 2 kids! He likes German beers! Otherwise, he plays guitar!!!!!He Plays Guitar and he plays guitar. Then when he gets tired he plays more guitar. Later on he plays guitar and so on on and so on! Then again he sometimes smokes a cigar, while he takes a short break from playing guitar. He throws a few Rodney Dangerfield lines at you, laughs and then he goes back to playing guitar! And there you have the full picture of what Bob Elgar is all about! He's a funny fellow!

Bob does one thing aside from the leanings of his biological existance. He Plays guitar. He wakes up at 5:AM every morning and puts on his headphones and practices guitar for an hour before leaving for work. When he gets to work, he has a practice guitar behind his machine which he practices on his breaks, sitting on a little stool out of management view. Bob goes home and he practices guitar more before dinner and then he spends time with his family until all the good -night JimBobs, goodnight Grandpas, goodnight BillyBobSues, and the sidewalks fold up on Walton Mountain! This guy lives breathes and farts guitar notes! Don't ever pull his finger!